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                               35 Ways to Know That You're Creepy


1. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have installed cameras in their room.

2. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are using said cameras to spy on them.

3. You know you're creepy when you're referring to those 'cameras' at every chance you get.

4. You know you're creepy when you're smiling innocently while talking about the cameras.

5. You know you're creepy when you're refusing to stop talking about the cameras.

6. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you made copies of their keys.

7. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have access to their house and then smiling creepily.

8. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are going to be inside their house and watch them as they sleep.

9. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that they really aren't friends, just test subjects.

10. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you own them.

11. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling your friends that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

12. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling people you don't know that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

13. You know you're creepy when you're drawing barcodes on people and then stating that you now own them.

14. You know you're creepy when you're forcing people to wear a barcode even if they don't want to.

15. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends stories where elaborate torture and rape scenes are involved.

16. You know you're creepy when you're pretending to enjoy telling your friends these stories.

17. You know you're creepy when you're forcing your friends to listen to these stories.

18. You know you're creepy when you're making half-hearted jokes about trying some of these torture methods on your friend.

19. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon.

20. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon and then slowly approaching them.

21. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab them.

22. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab yourself.

23. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you enjoy hearing them scream.

24. You know you're creepy when you're laughing at your friends as they look at you with wide eyes after you tell them that you enjoy hearing them scream.

25. You know you're creepy when you're making your friends read this.

26. You know you're creepy when you're having your friend read this and realize that it matches your personality exactly.

27. You know you're creepy when you're the one who's writing this.

28. You know you're creepy when you're enjoying reading this.

29. You know you're creepy when you realize that by now, most sane people would have stopped reading and quickly moved on to something else.

30. You know you're creepy when you suggest tying your friends up with duck tape and sticking them in your closet.

31. You know you're creepy when you refuse to free them from the duck tape and watch in amusement as they struggle.

32. You know you're creepy when you're watching a horror movie and realizing that your stories are scarier than the movie.

33. You know you're creepy when you have realized that you are creepy but refuse to do anything about it.

34. You know you're creepy when your friends have deserted you because you were freaking them out.

35. You know you're creepy when you can think of things to add to this list.
I am a very, very, very creepy person. (because seriously, who would think of this?) All of these don't apply to me, because if they did then I would be deeply worried. So here's the story behind this...lovely...peice of work...

I've realized that I am a creepy person, and it bothers me because I can personaly see how horrible I am. >< It's a very bad habit. And so I am taking steps to be less creepy, (why am I writing this on Deviant Art?) starting with writing this. I haven't really figured out how it's going to help, but I'll get around to that eventually! So I'm not longer going to write or tell stories that involve creepy stuff like people dying and fun stuff like that. And I'm not going to be creepy around my friends because creepiness is not a good part of a relationship. >_< So, now I'm worried for my sanity because I know that my friends won't be surprised when they read this.
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:iconsidsto20k:
sidsto20k Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
why do I do more than half these things?
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madgodessgirl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
42. You know your creepy when you lick your friends face repeatedly even though they have asked you to stop multiple times
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:iconladyshentra:
LadyShentra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
41. You know you are crepy when you prefer to talk about rapes than talak about grades.
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
40. You know you are crepy when you read this by secon time. XDDDDDD
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Timmey007 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
39. You know when you are creepy if you stalk your friends around 10 o'clock with a big creepy grin whilst laughing maniacally
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And,
38. You know you are creepy when you put the word creepy on deviantart
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, I love it XD

37. You know you are creepy when you smile creepy with no reson and you have never smile that way. before.
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MissPyroNeko Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
36. You know your creepy when you stare at strangers till they look back and simply smile and start approaching them...
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:iconjayc-99:
JayC-99 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My friends think I'm creepy because I think strangling things sound fun and I hang my stuffed animals to my cieling fan.
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:iconwinteroffire:
WinterofFire Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you know you're creepy when you have discussed eating people

haha, I know what you mean by that
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:icon99bink:
99bink Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
You know you are creepy when you tell people that you just had a sudden urge to stab them in the armpit.
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:iconpeppersandpipes:
peppersandpipes Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
don't know if you should embrace it because I live in creepiness as well, and it gets to be quite a problem whenever I enter society. is it really alright to be like this?
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:iconflameheart97:
flameheart97 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE THIS XD
I feel so creepy right now..
BTW...I have a dick
just thought i'd let you know.......
:iconcreepysmileplz:
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:iconravenluvssesshomaru:
RavenluvsSesshomaru Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
:D
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MoonlitUmbreon Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
Some of these apply to me! =D
9, 15, 18, 23, 33, 35

Though I'm only kidding, and my friends know I'm only kidding... does that count?

(I'm not a stalker! I found this on Google.)
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010
Haha, glad that you found your inner-stalker-self. xDDD And really, you can find this on google... That's pretty cool. ^___^ (although nowadays you can find anything on google...)
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Kei-Kurumi Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
1,2,3,4,5,7,8,10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 28, 29, 30,31, 32, 33, 34, 35
all of those apply to me :)
also, you should NEVER be ashamed of creepyness! xD
I'm creepy and I LOVE it!! It's great because all of my friends are creepy too!! :D well... some more than others xD
BUT I DIGRESS! You should EMBRACE your creepyness! Seriously, you don't know how to liv life happily unless you're one of two things.
1. An awesome creeper who enjoys freaking others out and IS aware of it.
or 2. A self described pervert who loves making dirty jokes and reading/ writing dirty things. :3
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010
Haha, thanks, I guess I do need to embrace my creepyness. xDDD Thank you for the comment though, it brightened my day! :D
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Kei-Kurumi Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010
hooray!! :D
yus... >=3 embrace teh creepyness...
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ahhhhhhhhitscoming Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
oddly some of this does fit me though i love the way i am anyways XD i shall post all the numbers of the ones which fit
7, 8, 10, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, (mostly with scissors) 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30,32, 33, 35.
XD this was a fun read
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2010
I'm glad you liked it! :D
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:iconahhhhhhhhitscoming:
ahhhhhhhhitscoming Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010
as am i!
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LTGEN-Armageddon Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No 8 is Edward Cullen's :XD:

Dude, this was SO funny! Nice work!

I think I'll write something like this, except it will be about being crazy or a psycho or something ^^
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
Holy crap that is Edward Cullen. O_o

I'll look forward to reading it when you get around to writing it! ^^
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:iconltgen-armageddon:
LTGEN-Armageddon Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDD I know, hey?

Thanks! :D
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:icons3ptic:
S3PTIC Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2009
Ha! Pretty funny, I've been guilty of most of these at some point. :-O
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009
Thank you, I'm glad to offer you amusement. :D
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:iconprawnsticks:
PrawnSticks Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009   Writer
No. 28... Ah crap, I'm creepy ^^
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009
*grin* Yeah, I had to put that one in there because I knew people were going to have fun reading it. ^^
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StrayClanLeader Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
"28. You know you're creepy when you're enjoying reading this.

29. You know you're creepy when you realize that by now, most sane people would have stopped reading and quickly moved on to something else."

Guilty. XD But to this day, you have officially failed to creep me out.
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
Just wait until you meet me in person. xD

I'm happy you liked them, I just had to add number 28 in there because it applied to me. ><
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StrayClanLeader Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
I'm afraid you won't like /me/ when we meet in person! X3 Which could be bad for SW...

*laughs* I should show these to my aunt. The one who tied me up in a bathroom when I was little. And left me there. And who once tied this poor girl to a tree... and left her there. XD
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
*snorts* You hardly seem like someone I wouldn't like. So far, you are the only person I've ever met who obsess over dragons, Pokemon, and Warriors as much (maybe more) as I do. ^^ I would be disturbed if I ended up not liking you. ><
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StrayClanLeader Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
*nods* Valid point. I won't worry so much, then.

*chuckles* Dragons, Pokemon, Warriors. Obsessions that make me few friends; but fortunately, the right friends. =)
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
Yep. ^^ I practically forced Warriors onto Echo though. She knew how to roleplay with Warriors before she had ever read the books. ><
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:iconstrayclanleader:
StrayClanLeader Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
Somehow, that does not surprise me. X3 I take it she got hooked on the books once she read them, though?
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
Yep. ^^ I've noticed how everyone who reads those books get hooked on them...
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World-In-Jeopardy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
I laughed so hard when I read this:
28. You know you're creepy when you're enjoying reading this. Since I did sort of enjoy reading it. ^^;
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
*grin* I'm happy I'm getting positive feedback instead of comments about how creepy I am. ><
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:iconworld-in-jeopardy:
World-In-Jeopardy Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009
xD We don't think you're creepy, as I said yesterday....or at least, I don't see you as creepy. xD
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
:D
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Azia-Fire-Princess Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
*dies* I loved this. "You know you're creepy when your friends command you to sleep on the floor because you were being creepy and threatening to stab them with something." That's mine *pointed look at Saphy*
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
Ehem...maybe I'll make a sequal some time. ^^
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:iconazia-fire-princess:
Azia-Fire-Princess Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009
^^ Teehee. I think I'll do one - 35 ways to know your best friend is creepy.
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
*snort* Yeah, and I bet most of them will be about me, right? *innocent smile*
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:iconazia-fire-princess:
Azia-Fire-Princess Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
Who else?
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
*narrows eyes* Yeah yeah...at least I've been getting better at the whole creepy thing! Do I seem less...creepy?
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:iconazia-fire-princess:
Azia-Fire-Princess Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
Hahahahaa..... no.
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:iconfirstdragonrider:
firstdragonrider Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
*pout*
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