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                               35 Ways to Know That You're Creepy


1. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have installed cameras in their room.

2. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are using said cameras to spy on them.

3. You know you're creepy when you're referring to those 'cameras' at every chance you get.

4. You know you're creepy when you're smiling innocently while talking about the cameras.

5. You know you're creepy when you're refusing to stop talking about the cameras.

6. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you made copies of their keys.

7. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have access to their house and then smiling creepily.

8. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are going to be inside their house and watch them as they sleep.

9. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that they really aren't friends, just test subjects.

10. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you own them.

11. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling your friends that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

12. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling people you don't know that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

13. You know you're creepy when you're drawing barcodes on people and then stating that you now own them.

14. You know you're creepy when you're forcing people to wear a barcode even if they don't want to.

15. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends stories where elaborate torture and rape scenes are involved.

16. You know you're creepy when you're pretending to enjoy telling your friends these stories.

17. You know you're creepy when you're forcing your friends to listen to these stories.

18. You know you're creepy when you're making half-hearted jokes about trying some of these torture methods on your friend.

19. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon.

20. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon and then slowly approaching them.

21. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab them.

22. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab yourself.

23. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you enjoy hearing them scream.

24. You know you're creepy when you're laughing at your friends as they look at you with wide eyes after you tell them that you enjoy hearing them scream.

25. You know you're creepy when you're making your friends read this.

26. You know you're creepy when you're having your friend read this and realize that it matches your personality exactly.

27. You know you're creepy when you're the one who's writing this.

28. You know you're creepy when you're enjoying reading this.

29. You know you're creepy when you realize that by now, most sane people would have stopped reading and quickly moved on to something else.

30. You know you're creepy when you suggest tying your friends up with duck tape and sticking them in your closet.

31. You know you're creepy when you refuse to free them from the duck tape and watch in amusement as they struggle.

32. You know you're creepy when you're watching a horror movie and realizing that your stories are scarier than the movie.

33. You know you're creepy when you have realized that you are creepy but refuse to do anything about it.

34. You know you're creepy when your friends have deserted you because you were freaking them out.

35. You know you're creepy when you can think of things to add to this list.
I am a very, very, very creepy person. (because seriously, who would think of this?) All of these don't apply to me, because if they did then I would be deeply worried. So here's the story behind this...lovely...peice of work...

I've realized that I am a creepy person, and it bothers me because I can personaly see how horrible I am. >< It's a very bad habit. And so I am taking steps to be less creepy, (why am I writing this on Deviant Art?) starting with writing this. I haven't really figured out how it's going to help, but I'll get around to that eventually! So I'm not longer going to write or tell stories that involve creepy stuff like people dying and fun stuff like that. And I'm not going to be creepy around my friends because creepiness is not a good part of a relationship. >_< So, now I'm worried for my sanity because I know that my friends won't be surprised when they read this.
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sidsto20k Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
why do I do more than half these things?
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madgodessgirl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
42. You know your creepy when you lick your friends face repeatedly even though they have asked you to stop multiple times
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
41. You know you are crepy when you prefer to talk about rapes than talak about grades.
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
40. You know you are crepy when you read this by secon time. XDDDDDD
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Timmey007 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
39. You know when you are creepy if you stalk your friends around 10 o'clock with a big creepy grin whilst laughing maniacally
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And,
38. You know you are creepy when you put the word creepy on deviantart
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LadyShentra Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, I love it XD

37. You know you are creepy when you smile creepy with no reson and you have never smile that way. before.
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MissPyroNeko Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
36. You know your creepy when you stare at strangers till they look back and simply smile and start approaching them...
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JayC-99 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My friends think I'm creepy because I think strangling things sound fun and I hang my stuffed animals to my cieling fan.
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WinterofFire Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you know you're creepy when you have discussed eating people

haha, I know what you mean by that
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