35 Ways to be Creepy

                               35 Ways to Know That You're Creepy


1. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have installed cameras in their room.

2. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are using said cameras to spy on them.

3. You know you're creepy when you're referring to those 'cameras' at every chance you get.

4. You know you're creepy when you're smiling innocently while talking about the cameras.

5. You know you're creepy when you're refusing to stop talking about the cameras.

6. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you made copies of their keys.

7. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have access to their house and then smiling creepily.

8. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you are going to be inside their house and watch them as they sleep.

9. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that they really aren't friends, just test subjects.

10. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you own them.

11. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling your friends that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

12. You know you're creepy when you're obsessively telling people you don't know that you are going to be the Ruler of the World one day.

13. You know you're creepy when you're drawing barcodes on people and then stating that you now own them.

14. You know you're creepy when you're forcing people to wear a barcode even if they don't want to.

15. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends stories where elaborate torture and rape scenes are involved.

16. You know you're creepy when you're pretending to enjoy telling your friends these stories.

17. You know you're creepy when you're forcing your friends to listen to these stories.

18. You know you're creepy when you're making half-hearted jokes about trying some of these torture methods on your friend.

19. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon.

20. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you want to try some of those torture methods on them with a straight face while holding some sort of weapon and then slowly approaching them.

21. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab them.

22. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you have urges to stab yourself.

23. You know you're creepy when you're telling your friends that you enjoy hearing them scream.

24. You know you're creepy when you're laughing at your friends as they look at you with wide eyes after you tell them that you enjoy hearing them scream.

25. You know you're creepy when you're making your friends read this.

26. You know you're creepy when you're having your friend read this and realize that it matches your personality exactly.

27. You know you're creepy when you're the one who's writing this.

28. You know you're creepy when you're enjoying reading this.

29. You know you're creepy when you realize that by now, most sane people would have stopped reading and quickly moved on to something else.

30. You know you're creepy when you suggest tying your friends up with duck tape and sticking them in your closet.

31. You know you're creepy when you refuse to free them from the duck tape and watch in amusement as they struggle.

32. You know you're creepy when you're watching a horror movie and realizing that your stories are scarier than the movie.

33. You know you're creepy when you have realized that you are creepy but refuse to do anything about it.

34. You know you're creepy when your friends have deserted you because you were freaking them out.

35. You know you're creepy when you can think of things to add to this list.